Universal Advice

When you wake up in the morning and your first thought it "Shit happens." Take the universe's advice, roll over, and pull the blanket over your head. It is now time to take a mulligan with the day and wait for tomorrow.

*sigh*

So far I've bonked my head, coughed milk all over my computer, spilled a soda on the carpet, barked my shin, and have had my sinuses going ballistic due to allergies. Considering I've only been awake two hours, that's fucking impressive. And for my next trick ladies and gentlemen, I shall fall down the fucking stairs. Gods I hope not.

Oh yeah, before I forget, thank you ever so very very much Jim for the minor surgery kit that you gave me. I got to use it today to cut the palm of my hand open and pull out the very tiny piece of gravel that I missed yesterday. Remarkably, my hand feels tons better now that I've done that.